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Hey, the name is Brandi! I am 20. I am from Michigan... I love four wheelers, bonfires, Chevys, fishing, and jacked up trucks. I also love getting my nails done, heels and looking pretty. I am currently going to college for Social Work. I love Miranda Lambert, Brantley Gilbert and Britney Spears. I drink and I cuss like a sailor. There is a lot more to me than I can fit in this little box. If you have any questions, Inbox me.
KIK- mudtruckscamo
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
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draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/in love with you
‘If I see a man put his hands on a woman, infront of me, i’m gonna stomp his ass. If a man breaks into my house and my family is inside, i’m gonna shoot his ass. And when the police officer gets there to arrest me, i’m gonna politely put my hands behind my back and tell ‘em, read me my rights.’
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It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
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Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
this is so accurate it isnt even funny
Or Red Wings Fans
Me every time I eat: this is why I'm fat
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